THE 12 STEPS TO TOTAL ALIENATION
(As developed and perfected in New York City)
|
Step 1:
|
As citizens of New York City, we were born with the understanding that we are superior. |
|
Step 2:
|
We realized that there is no place greater than New York City; the rest of the world is totally barbaric. |
|
Step 3:
|
We became adept at manipulating as many people as possible into turning their
lives over to our management, even though they may not fully understand our talent. |
|
Step 4:
|
We made a complete and fearless moral inventory of every acquaintance, no matter how small. |
|
Step 5:
|
We publicly proclaimed the exact nature of their ignorance and their mistakes. |
|
Step 6:
|
We assumed our natural role of reminding everyone else how to straighten up and fly right. |
|
Step 7:
|
We demanded that people who were unable to accept our guidance either shape up or ship out. |
|
Step 8:
|
We made a list of all persons who had harmed us, and we became willing to do just about anything
to get rid of them all. |
|
Step 9:
|
We took revenge on such people whenever possible, except when to do so would endanger our
own lives or increase our odds of spending serious time in jail. |
|
Step 10:
|
We continued to take the moral inventory of others, and when they were wrong, we promptly
and repeatedly informed them about it. |
|
Step 11:
|
We sought through complaining and nagging to compel others to submit to our will, asking
only that they cave in, knuckle under, and do things our way. |
|
Step 12:
|
Having had a complete emotional breakdown as a result of these steps, we blamed it all on our "Higher Power", AND THEN
WE MOVED TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!! |
Go back to INSIDE CROSSFIRE Go back to the HOME PAGE
All Songs and Lyrics on this site Copyright © Peter Cross
(click here to visit the site)