Bah, Humbug!

   Bah, Humbug!
   Look at the hole we've dug,
   Bah, Humbug!

   Sooo... are you into climbin'?
   I know I am.

The man induced change in climate,
Isn't a real good fit,
Do you have a receipt?
I'll try to exchange it.


Though the ozone is quite nice,
It has a small hole in it,
I'd better listen to good advice,
And, try to exchange it.


AIDS, starvation and war,
Who could ask for more?
But, I've already an abundance,
Do-ya-know the return policy... by chance?

How about a present for you,
Hmmm... a Hindenburg,
Would that do?
Or, maybe a Titanic,
That comes complete with iceberg?
Hey, if by now ya didn't drown,
What about an "all expense paid" vacation,
To Jonestown.

Make the angels sing with jubilation,
And, give unto others,
As you would have them give,
Unto you,
Go ahead... give up your druthers,
Appreciate how to live,
Before your time comes due.

Bah Humbug (MP3)

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